I had an epiphany the other day. I realized how you can be two places at once! This definitely qualifies as genius I’d say. This can apply to different types of furniture and multiple-person sitting apparatuses, but I digress. The idea is that for a full bed (or bigger) let’s say, there are two sides a left and a right. However if you are looking down at the bed, the left and right sides are the opposite of each other if you are lying on the bed instead. The viewpoints are simply switched. So, if you’re lying on the left side of the bed from your own perspective, someone who is standing facing towards you at the end of the bed would see it as the right side. Therefore, you are sleeping on the left and right sides of the bed at the same time. You are in two places at once!!! Likewise if there is someone lying next you, you are both lying on the left and right sides at the same time. You are lying on top of each other and next to each other at time same time. Mindblowing, I know. The things I think about…
Now think about how many more people would feel awesome if they knew they were in two places at once every time they went to sleep. That’s a lot of people.